"Making you wet and making you laugh are my two favorite things"
My day today.
Teacher: So, you dress pretty butch. (Note; my teacher is deaf, and ASL is wicked blunt, so this isn't rude thing for him to say)
Me: Yeah, I like it more
Teacher: Men's clothes are much more comfortable. Dresses itch. (Another note, my teacher is a short, fat, married to a woman, 60-something year old man, with a large mustache.)
Me: You've worn a dress?
Teacher: My ex-boyfriend and I went to a few bars in drag. I wore a ballgown and lipstick. It looked good with my mustache. I was beautiful.
Me: You are the pinnacle of human evolution.